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An Assortment of Humor :


(Pun).. With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.

How do you like going to school?
The going and coming is fine, but I am not too keen on the time in-between!

(Pun).. A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France, resulted in Linoleum Blownapart.

(Pun).. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.

A day without sunshine is like, night.

A man whose mind has gone astray should study mathematics. -- F.Bacon



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