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An Assortment of Humor :
Old geometers do die... but they become angles.
(Pun).. With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
Well, Son, did you get a good place in the exams? Yes, Dad, right by the radiator!
(Student Answer).. Germinate means to become a naturalized German.
(Student Answer).. The skeleton is what is left after the insides have been taken out and the outsides have been taken off.
When I was your age; I thought nothing of walking 5 miles to school. I do not think much of it either!