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An Assortment of Humor :
How do you get on or off a nonstop flight?
Five Out of Four People Don't Understand Fractions
You were absent yesterday and I want a note from your doctor. All right, I will take off from school tomorrow and get one for you.
With grades like these, your son could not be cheating.
Mary had a little bear, To which she was so kind, And everywhere that Mary went, She had a bear behind.