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An Assortment of Humor :


How do you get on or off a nonstop flight?

Five Out of Four People Don't Understand Fractions

You were absent yesterday and I want a note from your doctor. All right, I will take off from school tomorrow and get one for you.

With grades like these, your son could not be cheating.

Mary had a little bear,
To which she was so kind,
And everywhere that Mary went,
She had a bear behind.

Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.



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