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An Assortment of Humor :


Old geometers do die... but they become angles.

(Pun).. With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.

Well, Son, did you get a good place in the exams? Yes, Dad, right by the radiator!

(Student Answer).. Germinate means to become a naturalized German.

(Student Answer).. The skeleton is what is left after the insides have been taken out and the outsides have been taken off.

When I was your age; I thought nothing of walking 5 miles to school.
I do not think much of it either!



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