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QUOTATION :
Label on a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
--Unknown

PUZZLE :
Mary is 17 years old. Her brother Steven was born 7 years after their brother Michael.
Two years ago, Mary was three times as old as Steven. How old will Michael be when Steven is as old as Mary is now?
/ Michael will be 24 years old then.

RIDDLE :
Who succeeded the first President?/The second one!

HUMOR :
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

TRIVIA :
A rhomboid is a parallelogram with oblique angles and adjacent sides have different lengths. /TRUE

LIMERICK :
Said Mrs. Isosceles Tri,
"That I'm sharp I've no wish to deny;
But I do not dare
To be perfectly square --
I'm sure if I did I should die!"

PUN :
Two vultures board an airplane; each is carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at them and says, "I'm sorry, gentlemen, only one carrion allowed per passenger."